I walked into a public bathroom one day and went into a stall. And right before I was going to do my business, someone goes to the stall next to me.
"Hi." She said.
"Err... hi." I said. I felt uncomfortable.
"How are you feeling?" The stranger said.
"Um... fine..."
"Thats good. Are you eating well?"
I felt more and more uncomfortable. "Um... yeah?"
"I love you." The person said.
"Uh..."
"Want me to come over there?"
"I think thats a little uncalled for."
"Sorry Cindy, can I call you back? Some idiot thinks i'm talking to her. See you when I get home!"
I forgot where i heard this... XD